Drew had a substitute teacher today. He told me her name was "Mrs. Cutting-Ham." He thought that was a weird name and told me it must be because she was really good at cutting ham.
My pre-school teacher was named Mrs. Hairspank and one day I told her I knew that must be because she obviously has hair and that I guess she spanks some people, but not me.
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I wonder how long he pondered that throughout the day. Mrs. Cutting-ham will be in demand with Easter this weekend!
My pre-school teacher was named Mrs. Hairspank and one day I told her I knew that must be because she obviously has hair and that I guess she spanks some people, but not me.
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